Sunday, October 12, 2008

Not Me Monday

I did not have a dream that I babysat MckMama's McChildren and they were the sweetest, most well behaved children. My obsession might be going a little far now...ya think?


I would never bribe my three-year-old with jellybeans to sit in front of a camera and tell "Bible Stories" for my own enjoyment and the enjoyment of my blog visitors. No way! 

Do not let my 5 year old tell you I completely forgot imagine that I was supposed to send a flower with her to school for her teacher's birthday until it was 10:00 the night before and therefore sent my sweet child to school bringing a flower made of tissue paper and pipe cleaners to give to her teacher. And it did NOT look like this:


I did not let my 3 year old eat only carrots & ranch for dinner Sunday night because I just didn't feel like fighting with her. She wins a lot of battles for this very reason. Err, I mean she doesn't.

I am not in the process of taking an online defensive driving course for my husband's ticket that he received, because he was speeding and I'm not the least bit bitter about it. That would be uh...against the law! But if I were, it would make me the bestest wife in the world!

Be sure and check out MckMama's Not Me Monday too! Until next time...

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have NEVER dreamed about a blog I read, either!! ;)

Of course, my kids ARE the most well behaved kids on the planet. Except, you know, for MckNugget and his tantrums.

Great list! Thanks for playing along:) I always love clicking over here and seeing your YUMMY photography!!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Very cute. I have personally never bribed my children. Ever. Or had to stop myself from asking my oldest child's teacher if she thinks he's a genius as well. After all, I am a teacher, and hate it when people ask me!

Jennifer said...

I love the flower!! Great Not Me's!!

Ashley said...

hey at least you REMEMBERED to give your kid a flower to take. I usually remember AFTER they have already left!

Weeksie50 said...

lol- I hope you pass his test..

I think the flowers were cute.. and these won't die..

Fun list..

Shanan Strange said...

I thought I was the only one to dream about MckMama's kids. Aren't they adorable!

heidi said...

Bribery is just plain wrong. I NEVER EVER do it. Ever. Not even once. *cough cough*

Amie said...

Hey- anyone can "borrow" a flower from a neighbors garden when rushing out the door for school, late and jsut realizing it is "teacher-appreciation-bring-a-flower-to-school-day". Your took thought and time. Brownie points!

:)
amie
www.heart-smiles.blogspot.com

Hall Family in MD said...

Carrots and ranch are a dinner staple at our house.

Lacey said...

Your getting quite the following on here. I love reading your not me mondays. Where on earth was MacKenzie after school? i think I would have freaked out too!! Glad she is okay.

Kameron said...

Oh, the things we {don't} do for our hubbys! I popped over here from MckMama's post and ended up seeing your NotMe! post. It is hard to get to a lot of them on Monday so it is nice to get a chuckle from reading some of them during the week! You take amazing pictures, by the way. :o)