Thursday, October 1, 2009

No Sir, Jon


Today TLC halted all filming of the Gosselin kids because of a threatening letter they received from Jon Gosselin's lawyers. Apparently Jon now believes "TLC is a 'monster' that has greedily cashed in on his family" and wants them to stop filming his children immediately. Hmm....ok. Well I don't recall hearing you call them a "monster" when they were paying for you to hang out at home all day doing whatever you wanted. And I'm not so sure it was only TLC that had "greedily cashed in" when you went out and bought that million dollar home, Mr. Gosselin.
And very interestingly all of this came about just days after TLC announced Jon & Kate Plus 8 would now be sans the "Jon &" and would be known simply as "Kate Plus 8." So let me get this straight, Jonny Boy, you're a-ok with "the TLC corporate machine devouring your family" a direct quote from Jon's lawyer as long as they've got you on the payroll? Why, oh why is this now such a problem for you? Oh ok, it's just a coincidence that as soon as they announce you're out, you suddenly believe it's not good for them to be filming your children. Riiiiiight! Get a grip. Did you actually think people would not see right through this? Well maybe you did. Maybe all the partying and staying up late you have been doing lately has clouded your head a bit. Let me de-cloud it a bit. Wake Up! Get off your

metallic, pearl blue cell phone, put down your cigarette that you're holding as if you're a teenager, take out those diamond earrings, and grow up! I'm so tired of people using the media to gain fame & fortune then shunning them when it's not quite working out in their favor. Oh, I'm so sorry you've been tied down with a crazy wife and 8 small children at the young age of 32. Boo flipping Hoo for you. I just feel awful that having a family has really stifled your inner party animal and you just weren't able to go out and party with the boys like you wanted. Really. I feel for you. Bottom line: You have 8 very influenceable little people looking to you as their example. Man up, Jon. Man. Up. Stop whining about how hard your life was and giving excuses for why it's ok for you to be out partying while your kids are at home wondering where you are. So I say to you in as Southern of an accent as I say "No Ma'am." No Sir Jon. No Sir.

9 comments:

Kelli said...

Well said!

misty said...

Amen sista!!! Well put! My thoughts exactly. Grow up!

Lacey said...

You tell him Linds, you tell him. You are not a woman to be messed with this week...doesn't he know that?!?

You crack me up!

Tanni said...

Love it! :)

Shannon said...

You sound like a mommy that has been alone with her 3 children way too long! : )

Ashley McWhorter said...

You are AWESOME!!! I love this! You so need to send this in!! :)

Lorren Says... said...

You are so right! Did you read that he said he had decided to quit right before they fired him, anyway? Yeah, right. I feel sorry for all those kiddos.

Unmistakably BLESSED said...

BRAVO!!!! Bravo!!!!

Lindsey said...

AMEN!!!!