Monday, October 27, 2008

Not Me Monday

I did not smoosh all the corners of the raw break & bake cookies I made for a friend, so they didn't have those squares on the top...you know, the tell tale sign that they are break & bake. 


I did not take my 3 year old to a tanning salon and make her sit in the room and just wait for 10 minutes while I got my tan on. I had my high school reunion on Saturday and I could NOT show up there looking like a ghost!

Then my 3 year old did not scream at the top of her lungs, 2 minutes into my 10 minutes set on the timer, "I have to go poo poo!"

And as I peeked through the one inch opening of the tanning bed, seeing my 3 year old holding her bottom, pacing back & forth and saying, "I REALLY have to go mommy!" I most certainly did not tell her she would just have to wait and maybe if she sat down it wouldn't come out.

I did not hear from the bathtub my two girls swooshing water from one cup to another saying, "This is my beer and this is your beer." Nice....real nice! I must really look like the Mother of the Year in this one, folks.

Check out MckMama's Not Me Monday for a sure dose of honesty and usually lots of laughs. 

5 comments:

Lacey said...

LOL...I LOVE THESE POSTS!! So funny about the poo-poo...and don't feel bad about the beer...this weekend I was at the grocery store and I asked Frank what he wanted to drink and Gavin yelled, " I want BEER AND WINE Mommy." Nice...real nice. :0)

Whitney said...

Found your blog through Mr. Linky on MckMama's site! These are great! I am still laughing about the tanning one!

McDowell Family said...

So funny - isn't it amazing what our kids say when we aren't around...beer? Our would have been more specific...Bud light!

Have fun at the reunion!

The Thompson's said...

Lyndsay,

Your Not Me Mondays are so funny. Keep them coming. Tell Marty and the girls hi for us!

Kelli said...

I am laughing out loud about the cookies. It is so true about the square!!! I needed a good laugh...