Not Me Monday

I did not smoosh all the corners of the raw break & bake cookies I made for a friend, so they didn't have those squares on the top...you know, the tell tale sign that they are break & bake. 

I did not take my 3 year old to a tanning salon and make her sit in the room and just wait for 10 minutes while I got my tan on. I had my high school reunion on Saturday and I could NOT show up there looking like a ghost!

Then my 3 year old did not scream at the top of her lungs, 2 minutes into my 10 minutes set on the timer, "I have to go poo poo!"

And as I peeked through the one inch opening of the tanning bed, seeing my 3 year old holding her bottom, pacing back & forth and saying, "I REALLY have to go mommy!" I most certainly did not tell her she would just have to wait and maybe if she sat down it wouldn't come out.

I did not hear from the bathtub my two girls swooshing water from one cup to another saying, "This is my beer and this is your beer." Nice....real nice! I must really look like the Mother of the Year in this one, folks.

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