I am not still feeling extremely yucky because of this.
I did not sit on the couch crying while watching Steel Magnolias for the 487th time. I know the ending! I can recite every single line in the movie, yet I still sob. Note to self...do not watch Steel Magnolias again while pregnant & hormonal.
I did not have my sweet babysitter come over an hour earlier than scheduled just so I could take a nap before my photo shoot. Sooooooooo sleepy.
I did not send my 3 year old to school with diarrhea so I could go to The Nutcracker Market. Before you freak out, especially those of you who read this that have other children in my 3 year old's class, she was not sick or contagious. She just had an upset tummy...promise!
I did not finish my 3 year old's cupcake at a birthday party and then get a piece of cake for myself. aahhh...the excuse of pregnancy to eat whatever, whenever, however. I will never not take advantage of that one!
I do not think it is mildly pathetic that so many of my posts on this blog and status updates on Facebook are about food. I'm definitely seeing a trend here.
I will not, I repeat, will not eat Cap'n Crunch Berries cereal again for the 6th day in a row tomorrow morning for breakfast.
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