Not Me Monday

I did not keep walking by my pan of green beans and stir & stir, wondering why the butter wasn't really melting after 20 minutes on the stove and I did not finally realize I had the pan on the front burner and the burner that was on was in the back!

I did not order a cheeseburger & fries for myself & a grilled cheese sandwich for my 3 year old for lunch the other day at Chili's. And I did not eat my cheeseburger and then finish the grilled cheese my 3 year old did not eat. Ok, seriously...best grilled cheese ever! Go to Chili's and order a kids grilled cheese. You will NOT be sorry.

I absolutely did not enjoy lying on the couch, eating chicken tacos & watching football all afternoon with my hubby one bit. Nope...not at all. lying, couch, chicken tacos, football...what's not to love!

My husband did not get a teeny bit jealous when I made a comment that most quarterbacks are good looking guys. None as good looking as my "quarterback" of course. 

I do not wish I could skip brushing my teeth for the next month so I don't have to deal with the ridiculous gagging that comes with it. 

Hop on over to MckMama's Not Me Monday too!